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Jun08

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Algumas simpáticas amigas emprestaram-me roupa para vestir durante a gravidez. Simpáticas e magras. Mas acham que isso me serve?, perguntei. Claro que sim, garantiram-me, eu também estava enorme, disseram, isso é tudo elástico, explicaram. Na dúvida, agradeci, levei a roupa para casa e esforcei-me por enfiar a barriga, as minhas coxas gigantes e o meu rabo monstruoso dentro daquelas calças e saias tão giras. Sem sucesso. As minha ancas, que, aparentemente, me tornam uma parideira fantástica, pura e simplesmente não cabiam ali. A roupa ficou na gaveta mas não ficou esquecida. Agora, que já dei à luz, fui buscar as peças que as outras usavam quando estavam barrigudas e, adivinhem, servem-me na perfeição. Uau. Já posso sair à rua sem ter que usar calças de ginástica. Quão deprimente é isto? Muito.

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